Transcription of the show entitled Call me naive, onstage at Theater XXX In Rome. This document shall be attached as "exhibit a" in the trial of the plaintiff "mr XY" vs. the self-proclaimed company manager known as the "lanky lead actor" and his concubine A.K.A. his accomplice, the seductive "Michevious masked miss", both of whom are accused of plagiarism and circumvention of a facile person, in addition to kidnapping under aggravating circumstances of lack of payment to mr XY for his release of the performance rights, daily per diem and health benefits / Enrico Bernard